Good morning, esteemed colleagues! Welcome to the annual meeting of MEETINGS, the never-ending cycle of productivity and existential dread. Today's agenda is a carefully crafted masterpiece of bureaucratic jargon and pointless small talk.
Agenda Item 1: Welcome and Prolonged Introductions (9:30am - 10:00am)
You can find more information on this and other meeting items on our Meeting Agenda page.
Don't forget to grab a coffee and a donut at our Overpriced Coffee and Donuts station, because, you know, you're going to need it.
Next: 11:00am - Breakout Sessions
(Please don't make us go to this meeting again next year. We'll be here all day)